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The Gummy Worm Game

Hi! My name is Carmindy. Thank you for clicking on my listing!

This auction is for a complete set of my GUMMY WORM GAME. Due to the idea thieves, I have decided not to explain in detail WHAT my gummy worm game IS exactly– just know that you’ll be in for an exciting, humiliating, time!! hahahahaha

Full instructions are included.

Carmindy’s GUMMY WORM GAME.

THIS IS A HUMILIATION GAME— and contains items ‘influenced’ by bodily fluids and the like. By bidding you are confirming that you’ve read this and understand that you may come in contact and/or consume various bodily fluids without the immediate knowledge of what it is. (Answers are in numbered, sealed envelopes.)

Because I kept getting emails I want to clarify: The ‘bodily fluids’ are from ME, ONLY me, no one else– men or women, no pets etc.

Typical game time play is approximately half hour or longer depending on if you make it into a forced intox game.

If you cannot play the game right away upon receipt I would highly suggest putting the whole box into the refrigerator until you are ready.

Handmade Jizz Rags

BRAND NEW AUCTION JUST POSTED ON

Handmade jizz rags by yours truly!

I’ve been a phone sex operator since 2002 and during that time I’ve made thousands of guys, just like you, blow big fat loads of cum all over themselves, the floor, the wall, the ceiling, in their panties, their wife’s panties… but the thing that bothers me the most is when you use tissue!! I just think of the boxes and boxes of tissue being wasted all over the world cleaning up YOUR spunk. The forests of trees being cut down just so your horny fuckin’ ass has something to squirt his dick in. Well, NO MORE!

Here, I am presenting to you– my very own HANDMADE jizz rags!!

Yes, you read that right– handmade, by yours truly.. 12″ x 12″, double sided, 100% soft cotton on one side and 100% silky polyester on the other. Double stitched at the seams for extra durability.

 

AVAILABLE NOW!
Exclusively on eBanned!

 

 

 

EASY TO CLEAN WITH YOUR REGULAR LAUNDRY! No special care required.

ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY! Can be used hundreds of times.

DOUBLE SIDED FOR YOUR PLEASURE! 100% soft cotton on one side and 100% silky polyester on the other. It’s the best of both worlds!

If you’re into the feel of jerking off with cotton or polyester panties THIS IS FOR YOU!

AND BEST OF ALL–

IT IS THE CLASSY, SOPHISTICATED, WAY TO CLEAN UP YOUR CUM!
If your girlfriend or wife finds this– it will be WAY easier to explain than her finding some other woman’s dirty underwear.