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Handmade jizz rags by yours truly!
I’ve been a phone sex operator since 2002 and during that time I’ve made thousands of guys, just like you, blow big fat loads of cum all over themselves, the floor, the wall, the ceiling, in their panties, their wife’s panties… but the thing that bothers me the most is when you use tissue!! I just think of the boxes and boxes of tissue being wasted all over the world cleaning up YOUR spunk. The forests of trees being cut down just so your horny fuckin’ ass has something to squirt his dick in. Well, NO MORE!
Here, I am presenting to you– my very own HANDMADE jizz rags!!
Yes, you read that right– handmade, by yours truly.. 12″ x 12″, double sided, 100% soft cotton on one side and 100% silky polyester on the other. Double stitched at the seams for extra durability.
Exclusively on eBanned!
EASY TO CLEAN WITH YOUR REGULAR LAUNDRY! No special care required.
ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY! Can be used hundreds of times.
DOUBLE SIDED FOR YOUR PLEASURE! 100% soft cotton on one side and 100% silky polyester on the other. It’s the best of both worlds!
If you’re into the feel of jerking off with cotton or polyester panties THIS IS FOR YOU!
AND BEST OF ALL–
IT IS THE CLASSY, SOPHISTICATED, WAY TO CLEAN UP YOUR CUM!
If your girlfriend or wife finds this– it will be WAY easier to explain than her finding some other woman’s dirty underwear.