Very simple. You like to be ignored. I will ignore you.
I will laugh at you simply for calling. I probably won’t talk to you so don’t get your hopes up. You’re paying to be ignored. If you’d like some half-ass conversation while being ignored, then you better make me laugh. You are, however, more than welcome to use this opportunity to profess your undying love and admiration towards me. hahahaha
MY IGNORE LINE IS NOT A RECORDING! (wtf? lol…) I don’t even have time for that non-sense.
Why am I laughing?? Because I’M GETTING PAID! Hahahahahaha and people wonder why I’m always in a good mood! 😛
I created this listing on PURE request. I think if you want to blow your money on me then all the power to you! Thanks in advance for paying my bills.
Whatever, if you wanna call- by all means- waste the battery life on my phone and drain your account into mine! I just LOVE taking your money.