“While you were staring at my butt, I farted.”

 Celebrating 15 YEARS with Niteflirt February 2017!

 

Hi! My name is Carmindy and I am a phone sex operator.

This is my personal site where you can find all my phone sex extensions, webcam info, pictures, recordings, auctions and other fun stuff.

A little about me: I’m 34 years old. I live on the West Coast. My hobbies include gardening, baking, sewing, and making guys jizz all over themselves. hahaha


WANKER WEDNESDAYS!!

99¢/min on all phone lines (except webcam).

Bust your mid-week nut for under a buck!




 

BRAND NEW! Handmade jizz rags by yours truly!

I’ve been a phone sex operator since 2002 and during that time I’ve made thousands of guys, just like you, blow big fat loads of cum all over themselves, the floor, the wall, the ceiling, in their panties, their wife’s panties… but the thing that bothers me the most is when you use tissue!! I just think of the boxes and boxes of tissue being wasted all over the world cleaning up YOUR spunk. The forests of trees being cut down just so your horny fuckin’ ass has something to squirt his dick in. Well, NO MORE!

Here, I am presenting to you– my very own HANDMADE jizz rags!!

Yes, you read that right– handmade, by yours truly.. 12″ x 12″, double sided, 100% soft cotton on one side and 100% silky polyester on the other. Double stitched at the seams for extra durability.

Ask me how you can get one!!

EASY TO CLEAN WITH YOUR REGULAR LAUNDRY!
No special care required.

ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY!
Can be used hundreds of times.

DOUBLE SIDED FOR YOUR PLEASURE!
100% soft cotton on one side and 100% silky polyester on the other. It’s the best of both worlds! If you’re into the feel of jerking off with cotton or polyester panties THIS IS FOR YOU!
AND BEST OF ALL–

IT IS THE CLASSY, SOPHISTICATED, WAY TO CLEAN UP YOUR CUM!
If your girlfriend or wife finds this– it will be WAY easier to explain than her finding some other woman’s dirty underwear.