Handmade Jizz Rags

BRAND NEW AUCTION JUST POSTED ON

Handmade jizz rags by yours truly!

I’ve been a phone sex operator since 2002 and during that time I’ve made thousands of guys, just like you, blow big fat loads of cum all over themselves, the floor, the wall, the ceiling, in their panties, their wife’s panties… but the thing that bothers me the most is when you use tissue!! I just think of the boxes and boxes of tissue being wasted all over the world cleaning up YOUR spunk. The forests of trees being cut down just so your horny fuckin’ ass has something to squirt his dick in. Well, NO MORE!

Here, I am presenting to you– my very own HANDMADE jizz rags!!

Yes, you read that right– handmade, by yours truly.. 12″ x 12″, double sided, 100% soft cotton on one side and 100% silky polyester on the other. Double stitched at the seams for extra durability.

 

AVAILABLE NOW!
Exclusively on eBanned!

 

 

 

EASY TO CLEAN WITH YOUR REGULAR LAUNDRY! No special care required.

ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY! Can be used hundreds of times.

DOUBLE SIDED FOR YOUR PLEASURE! 100% soft cotton on one side and 100% silky polyester on the other. It’s the best of both worlds!

If you’re into the feel of jerking off with cotton or polyester panties THIS IS FOR YOU!

AND BEST OF ALL–

IT IS THE CLASSY, SOPHISTICATED, WAY TO CLEAN UP YOUR CUM!
If your girlfriend or wife finds this– it will be WAY easier to explain than her finding some other woman’s dirty underwear.

VOICEMAIL: You are a small dicked cock sucking fag.

You can listen to this recording ANYTIME. If you are using your computer or a smart phone you can just click on the ‘Listen Now’ button to be taken directly to the Niteflirt call system. If you are away from your computer or prefer to direct dial just call 1-800-TO-FLIRT (1-800-863-5478) and enter the extension provided.


VOICEMAIL: You are a small dicked cock sucking fag.

Call Carmindy

99¢/min (2 mins)
1-800-863-5478 Ext# 9721003
“So now you’re not going to answer your fucking phone huh?! You are such a small dicked cock sucking faggot. I know you want to suck dick so what’s the problem!?”

VOICEMAIL: Hi sissy! GREAT NEWS! I’m at the mall!

You can listen to this recording ANYTIME. If you are using your computer or a smart phone you can just click on the ‘Listen Now’ button to be taken directly to the Niteflirt call system. If you are away from your computer or prefer to direct dial just call 1-800-TO-FLIRT (1-800-863-5478) and enter the extension provided.


VOICEMAIL: Hi sissy! GREAT NEWS! I’m at the mall!

Call Carmindy

99¢/min (3 mins)
1-800-863-5478   Ext# 9720993

“Hey sissy!! I HAVE GREAT NEWS!! I wish you would have answered!! Call me back ASAP! I’m at Victoria’s Secret!”

VOICEMAIL: Sorry cucky, made other plans tonight.

You can listen to this recording ANYTIME. If you are using your computer or a smart phone you can just click on the ‘Listen Now’ button to be taken directly to the Niteflirt call system. If you are away from your computer or prefer to direct dial just call 1-800-TO-FLIRT (1-800-863-5478) and enter the extension provided.


VOICEMAIL: Sorry cucky, made other plans tonight.

Call Carmindy

99¢/min (3 mins)
1-800-863-5478   Ext# 9720983

“Sorry cucky, I know it’s last minute, but I made other plans tonight. I need you to do me a favor. Thanks hun!!”

The Gummy Worm Game

Hi! My name is Carmindy. Thank you for clicking on my listing!

This auction is for a complete set of my GUMMY WORM GAME. Due to the idea thieves, I have decided not to explain in detail WHAT my gummy worm game IS exactly– just know that you’ll be in for an exciting, humiliating, time!! hahahahaha

Full instructions are included.

Carmindy’s GUMMY WORM GAME.

THIS IS A HUMILIATION GAME— and contains items ‘influenced’ by bodily fluids and the like. By bidding you are confirming that you’ve read this and understand that you may come in contact and/or consume various bodily fluids without the immediate knowledge of what it is. (Answers are in numbered, sealed envelopes.)

Because I kept getting emails I want to clarify: The ‘bodily fluids’ are from ME, ONLY me, no one else– men or women, no pets etc.

Typical game time play is approximately half hour or longer depending on if you make it into a forced intox game.

If you cannot play the game right away upon receipt I would highly suggest putting the whole box into the refrigerator until you are ready.

My FEET make me RICH Bitch! ► Daily Worship Line! ► Hypnosis!

You can listen to this recording ANYTIME. If you are using your computer or a smart phone you can just click on the ‘Listen Now’ button to be taken directly to the Niteflirt call system. If you are away from your computer or prefer to direct dial just call 1-800-TO-FLIRT (1-800-863-5478) and enter the extension provided.


My FEET make me RICH Bitch! ► Daily Worship Line! ► Hypnosis!

Call Carmindy

99¢/min (2 mins)
1-800-863-5478 Ext# 9484851
“Here’s your chance to worship my feet loser. Worship till the very end. You will get addicted this recording. It will cost you each time to listen to it, and every time you do, you will want to call it more and more. My feet deserve your money loser. Worship them now and show them your love!”

Suck that fucking dick you little cock sucker!

You can listen to this recording ANYTIME. If you are using your computer or a smart phone you can just click on the ‘Listen Now’ button to be taken directly to the Niteflirt call system. If you are away from your computer or prefer to direct dial just call 1-800-TO-FLIRT (1-800-863-5478) and enter the extension provided.


Suck that fucking dick you little cocksucker!

Call Carmindy

99¢/min (6 mins)
Dial Direct: 1-800-863-5478 Ext# 994-6703
“Suck that fuckin dick!! Take it all the way down! Can you last through the whole recording?? Most can’t even make it past the first 2 minutes. hahahaha SUCK THE DICK!!”