MEATLESS MONDAYS!
ONLY 99¢/min!
What will you receive when you call this line?? VERBAL ABUSE! You are PAYING me to call you a FUCKING LOSER!
I’M GOING TO MIND FUCK YOU ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK!!
I will take your money and call you EVERY name in the book! Laugh at you hysterically, be annoyed, pissed off and otherwise DISGUSTED that you are actually calling me and wasting my precious time.
When you call don’t be shocked if I answer saying, “What the FUCK do YOU want?!” It gets EVEN better if there are people AROUND me who have NO CLUE who I am talking too. It’s WONDERFUL to see the expression on people’s faces when they hear me ripping a guy a new asshole over the phone! muuuahahahahahhaah
If you’re calling this line chances are you also have a tiny lil pecker too! hahahaha
Do you like the bitch who is PMS’ing all day long?? LOL ahhahah you fucking loser– I will put you in your place.
Wanna hear what a BITCH I can REALLY be?!
Oh and don’t be surprised when I’m done ranting on your dumbass if I just HANG UP with no warning. hahahahah!!